Halloween is quickly approaching.
Here are some jokes that are sure to make you shiver with delight.
--Brought to you by Cookie and Sweetheart--
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to fire?
A. A toasty ghosty
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal dinner?
A. A boo tie
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Put on your shocks and boos
Q. What kind of shots do doctors give baby ghost?
A. Boo-ster shots
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